This is really fucked up. Imagine this: one day you wake up in the morning and find a penis dangling right in front of your face. What would you do? What WOULD you do?! Are you going to have sex with your girlfriend with this new 'power tool'? Will you try to pee with it? or, oh, I know what you are thinking right now! You might be thinking about getting 'blown off' out of it. Well, If I were you, I'd definitely try more...
